Kim Kardashian: I wanted to bang Pete Davidson because I heard about his monster.
When Kim Kardashian hosted SNL in October 2021, the joke was that Lothario, a single mother of four, would read for Pete Davidson, a resident of the show.
When word first surfaced that Kim and Pete were dating, many assumed it was a kind of broad prank.
It was almost perfect that Kim would become the latest victim of Pitt’s famous attraction.
But the mother of four read for a really naughty comic – and it was because of her BDE.
In a new episode of The Kardashians, Kim says that she first felt the spark fly when she and Pete kissed during a sketch where she played Aladdin and she played Princess Jasmine.
Alas, at first it seemed that he was the only one feeling the heat.
“I was like, ‘Oh S-T, maybe I should try something else.’ But Pete doesn’t come to my after party, “he said during the episode.
“Everyone was at my after party. He doesn’t give me time during the day.”
Kim says she contacted an SNL producer following Pete’s rap party snub and took the initiative after requesting Pete’s phone number.
“I was just thinking, I heard about this BDE and I have to get out of there. I have to jump start,” he said with a laugh.
“I was basically just DTF.”
These days, of course, Kim and Pete are in a serious relationship, and for Kanye’s sadness, the romance seems to be moving fast.
In this week’s episode of The Kardashians, Kim talks about her new boyfriend, calling Pitt “the best man I’ve ever met.”
“People always say she’s funny and everything relates to how funny she is. But it’s fourth on the list of why I like her,” Kim shared.
“He always wants the best for people, can handle anything, always does it with compassion. He’s really, really thoughtful and humble and so authentic. I want to say the perfect word to describe him.”
Kim further revealed that Pete was as keen to hook up as he was, but he initially played hard to get as a tactic.
He said Pete tried to get his phone number even before his SNL presence, but Megan Fox discouraged his efforts.
“Dude, you got a better shot than the crocodile ate me and got the machine gun Kelly’s number,” Kim said, quoting Megan.
From there, Kim offers an update on how the relationship is going and well – hopefully Kanye is not in the habit of seeing Kardashian.
“When I was 40, everyone said, ‘This is the best sex of your life,'” he laughed.
“And so far–” Kim finished with a blink.
Pete retired from SNL in last month’s season finale and looks set to spend more time with Kim and her kids.
He’s a little too tight about the relationship, but Pete recently tattooed Kim’s baby initials on his neck.
Davidson has at least two other tattoos to honor Kim, one of which states, “My daughter is a lawyer.”
Needless to say, these two seem to have a long way to go.
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